NIGHT

Mr Rowntree, over the years your fruit gums have, little by little, crept into something that is no longer Rowntree’s Fruit Gums.

Not the proper Rowntree’s Fruit Gums.

Did you think no-one would notice?

What are you going to do about it?

Have you lost the original recipe?

Is your chief executive some kind of bizzare health freak?

Is someone afraid they might make children hyperactive.

They won’t you know!

They never did.

What’s gone wrong?

Have you tasted them recently?

Is the recipe now decided in a committee room?

You are depriving today’s children (and adults) of a real treat.

Please make a comeback!

P.S. I always liked the strawberry ones best, but never understood why they were only in the box and never in the tube.

See……..

I’m an expert!

You can’t fool me!